Dear Henry: Old guys and stiff ass movement?

Every two weeks Henry cleans out the VIE MSL mailbox and takes some time to answer a question from a needy, pathetic or simply highest paying reader of this blog.

Sometimes harsh, hardly ever subtle, mostly innocent but always helpful (or at least trying to be). If you have a delicate issue you need professional help with – just go out and get some… if you can’t afford it and nobody else wants to help you could always consider e-mailing Henry.

 

Dear Henry,

I’m currently dating an older guy. His avi portraits an old (and bold) rough looking dude but lately he’s moved more into retro 50’s play instead of the usual forced stuff I liked about him so much when we got to know each other. Only recently he organised his birthday party and even that was 50’s themed in some completely retro-style city sim. Only 50’s music was played and I swear he knew every song by heart… if that was the music when he was young – that would probably make him around 70 years old now? Oh my god… I can’t date a boring old guy?

with kind regards,

Spirit Needinmoreahh

Dear Spirit,

First of all – there’s nothing wrong with dating an older man. Even better – there’s a lot of advantages of dating an older guy. The only problem you got is you seem to have picked a guy that should have been put in an old folks home already – living in the past and all… So just leave him, or give him such an amazing fuck his ticker can’t handle it. If you need a real man, experienced but easily able to give you what you need – I hear there’s this well-aged column writer very capable of giving you what you need till you grow old yourself. Just let me know if you need his number.

Henry

 

Dear Henry,

I have a very urgent question. My girlfriend keeps complaining and bugging me about the animations on my furniture. She tells me she puts a lot of effort in making her look good, demanding the same from me and then is let down by the stiff ass animations in that expensive furniture. What do I do?

M.E. Lee

Dear Mister Lee,

Easy answer to do this one. Why do you care? If she complains about the animations that means she is looking at the screen when you two are doing it? WRONG! Women don’t need the pictures – they actually have an imagination that needs to be sparked, injected or fueled the right way. So you better step up when you’re emoting her of whispering those arousing names in her ear – because as long as she is watching and annoyed by the pixels not moving smooth, you are doing it wrong! Geez…

(oh.. and if she keeps watching and complaining about the pictures when you know you’re doing a damn good job – chances are she is probably a he… cause women, as said in previous paragraph, don’t really need the pixels when done right)

Henry

 

 

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2 thoughts on “Dear Henry: Old guys and stiff ass movement?

  1. I disagree with your claims that quality animations don’t matter and that women don’t look at the screen. Stepping up his emote game will NOT make her forget that her avi looks like a fool on those anims. As a woman (rl and sl) who spends a fortune on looking as best as she can, animations of quality are just as important as emotes skills. Its 2015 people. let go of your old ugly stuff and search for the best damn animations you can find.

  2. I totally agree with Carly also. Henry you old fart… You don’t have a clue about modern women in SL… Maybe in RL also… LOL… Love the column, I always get a giggle out of your old fart comments.

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