Dear Henry: Male Fashion?

Every two weeks Henry cleans out the VIE MSL mailbox and takes some time to answer a question from a needy, pathetic or simply highest paying reader of this blog.

Sometimes harsh, hardly ever subtle, mostly innocent but always helpful (or at least trying to be). If you have a delicate issue you need professional help with – just go out and get some… if you can’t afford it and nobody else wants to help you could always consider e-mailing Henry.

 

dear Henry,

Lately I’ve been getting turned down a lot by several SL women telling me I look like a noob. Apparently all of a sudden this male fashion and wearing good looking stuff is a thing now… with SL Mens Wear Fasion Week 2015 coming up I wondered if you could share your view on SL male fashion… what to buy, what not to buy… what is stylish, what’s not and of course most important – what will get me more of the action if you know what I mean? 

kind regards,
Ebbe

 

Ebbe,

First of all – I can understand you asking me this question. If you look up “style” in the dictionary there’s probably a picture of me there. Then again… take a good look at my picture and tell me if you see a fashion icon there? No? Hell no!… and there’s a good reason for it! What do you see when you go and check some of these fancy pants fashion blogs? These gays guys are blogging fashion because they have plenty of time… they have plenty of time because they are not busy getting laid… it really is as simple as that.

Women who tell you they care about your clothes are full of bullshit. You know – there’s a reason all the real players and successful SL male’s are walking around bare chested most of them (unfortunately the editor asked me to be clothed for my author picture here). Now the women will probably never admit to it when you ask them – but seeing a male muscular chest uncovered just ignites this deep feeling of lust inside them whether they want to or not.. it’s nature.. they can’t help it… and there’s nothing a fancy pants dino hoody is going to do about that.

So I say screw fashion! All you need is a decent looking avi (get some excellent choices right here and here) and an expensive good quality brand prim cock (like I told you before…). They might have told you your clothes looked bad… but what they actually meant to ask was why you weren’t naked yet. It makes sense… clothes you don’t wear can’t give a bad impression either right?

I can hardly find time in between my slexing to write a few lines of text and answer all your stupid questions… these fashion bloggers have all the time to publish picture after picture after picture… like who are you going to believe?

Henry

 

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